{"id":250,"date":"2017-04-27T09:38:20","date_gmt":"2017-04-27T07:38:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unfrenchie.fr\/?p=250"},"modified":"2017-05-31T12:59:09","modified_gmt":"2017-05-31T10:59:09","slug":"mets-cocktails-outre-atlantique-glutenfree-fulltofu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/unfrenchie.fr\/?p=250","title":{"rendered":"Mets &#038; cocktails outre atlantique #GlutenFree #FullTofu"},"content":{"rendered":"<h6 style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>Parce que la pythie vient en mangeant (attention on commence fort), il est important de d\u00e9m\u00ealer le faux du vrai sur la cuisine am\u00e9ricaine (pas celle avec le bar qui d\u00e9bouche sur le salon hein, celle avec le glucose qui bouchent les art\u00e8res). Stop aux amalgames entre OGM et plat outre atlantique, tout n\u2019est pas que burgers et calories dans nos assiettes. Il y a aussi du gluten, des pizzas, du sucre et du gras. Quel esprit r\u00e9ducteur que de r\u00e9sumer \u00e7a en malbouffe, puisqu\u2019on en oublierai aussit\u00f4t l\u2019absence de saveurs\u00a0! Enqu\u00eate sur ces recettes qui tiennent nos papilles en otages et renvoies notre sens du go\u00fbt au Moyen-Age.<\/em><\/h6>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><!--more--><\/p>\n<ul style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<li>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: left;\">Les burger<\/h3>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">A vous qui r\u00eavez d\u2019un IMC \u00e0 trois chiffres, bienvenue au pays o\u00f9 la vache est sacr\u00e9e, surtout entre deux tranches de bacon. L\u00e0 on a trouv\u00e9 les ca\u00efds d\u2019empilage de bouffe entre deux tranches de pain (double dipl\u00f4me cuisinier-architecte de rigueur), et on n\u2019est clairement plus l\u00e0 pour boire l\u2019eau des p\u00e2tes. Pr\u00e9voyez donc de poser entre 5 \u00e0 8 jours de RTT en fonction du burger que vous comptez commander, prenez deux trois Picsou magazines et la derni\u00e8re cassette de Jos\u00e9phine ange gardien, et entra\u00eener vous \u00e0 faire vos lacets sans voir vos pieds.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"255\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/unfrenchie.fr\/?attachment_id=255\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unfrenchie.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/pise.png?fit=1772%2C1012\" data-orig-size=\"1772,1012\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"pise\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unfrenchie.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/pise.png?fit=300%2C171\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unfrenchie.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/pise.png?fit=768%2C439\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-255\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unfrenchie.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/pise.png?resize=768%2C439\" alt=\"\" width=\"768\" height=\"439\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unfrenchie.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/pise.png?w=1772 1772w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unfrenchie.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/pise.png?resize=300%2C171 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unfrenchie.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/pise.png?resize=768%2C439 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unfrenchie.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/pise.png?resize=1024%2C585 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unfrenchie.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/pise.png?w=1536 1536w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>La fameuse tour de cheese<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<li>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: left;\">La bi\u00e8re<\/h3>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Ils sont \u00e0 la bi\u00e8re ce que la m\u00e9t\u00e9orite est aux dinosaures, la seule diff\u00e9rence avec de l\u2019urine \u00e9tant sa temp\u00e9rature (bonne nouvelle donc pour les reins qui n\u2019auront aucun travail \u00e0 fournir, <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">un peu comme P\u00e9n\u00e9lope)<\/span>. Bien loin l&#8217;\u00e9poque o\u00f9 l&#8217;on sirotait des mojitos bien m\u00e9rit\u00e9s (\u00e0 prononcer tr\u00e8s frais)..! Souvent qualifi\u00e9es de bi\u00e8re de tata, elles se reconnaissent ais\u00e9ment \u00e0 leurs noms : quand les belges prennent une delirium ou une cuv\u00e9e des trolls, ici ils prennent une blue moon. Voir une bud light (bourgeon l\u00e9ger) les jours d&#8217;open bar mitzva. Etant donn\u00e9 leur pourcentage se situant entre\u00a0la grenadine et les bi\u00e8res sans alcools, on peut facilement en boire 17 litres les jours de canicule ou avant le sport. Mais apr\u00e8s 21 ans par contre, on d\u00e9conne pas avec les OGM ferment\u00e9s.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"273\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/unfrenchie.fr\/?attachment_id=273\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unfrenchie.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Snapchat-92868927-2.jpg?fit=1440%2C1916\" data-orig-size=\"1440,1916\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1481447672&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Snapchat-92868927 (2)\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unfrenchie.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Snapchat-92868927-2.jpg?fit=225%2C300\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unfrenchie.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Snapchat-92868927-2.jpg?fit=768%2C1021\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-273\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unfrenchie.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Snapchat-92868927-2.jpg?resize=360%2C479\" alt=\"\" width=\"360\" height=\"479\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unfrenchie.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Snapchat-92868927-2.jpg?w=1440 1440w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unfrenchie.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Snapchat-92868927-2.jpg?resize=225%2C300 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unfrenchie.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Snapchat-92868927-2.jpg?resize=768%2C1022 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unfrenchie.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Snapchat-92868927-2.jpg?resize=770%2C1024 770w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 360px) 100vw, 360px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<h3>Les l\u00e9gumes<\/h3>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Si les am\u00e9ricains devaient choisir entre leur industrie plastique et leurs l\u00e9gumes (pas ceux de la maison de retraite hein, les autres), ce serait vite vu\u00a0puisque les deux ont fusionn\u00e9s. En effet, aux derni\u00e8res nouvelles un skateboard serait meilleur pour la sant\u00e9 que des brocolis, les puristes diront que c\u2019est \u00e0 cause du bois et des vis qui viennent relever le tout. Au niveau des fruits on est pas tout \u00e0 fait s\u00fbr que la papaye du 24 d\u00e9cembre soit 200% naturelle, mais les experts Miami sont sur le coup.\u00a0Un lapin aurait r\u00e9cemment fait une tentative de suicide en mangeant une carotte, on l\u2019aurait retrouv\u00e9 mort \u00e0 son terrier avec comme dernier message \u00ab\u00a0potager de merde\u00a0\u00bb. On conseille donc de les garder pour faire de l\u2019art moderne ou en d\u00e9co (les l\u00e9gumes, pas les lapins morts), \u00e0 c\u00f4t\u00e9 d\u2019un Arcimboldo par exemple (le mec qui avait compris le v\u00e9ritable r\u00f4le des aubergines). C\u2019est aussi la 1<sup>\u00e8re<\/sup> cause de phosphorescence chez les chats\u00a0:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"252\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/unfrenchie.fr\/?attachment_id=252\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unfrenchie.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/chat.png?fit=540%2C534\" data-orig-size=\"540,534\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"chat\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unfrenchie.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/chat.png?fit=300%2C297\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unfrenchie.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/chat.png?fit=540%2C534\" class=\"size-full wp-image-252 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unfrenchie.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/chat.png?resize=360%2C356\" alt=\"\" width=\"360\" height=\"356\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unfrenchie.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/chat.png?w=540 540w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unfrenchie.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/chat.png?resize=300%2C297 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 360px) 100vw, 360px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>Les effets secondaires de la chalade&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<li>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: left;\">Les boissons<\/h3>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Que serait un bon fast food, un bon repas de Thanksgiving ou un mariage sans coca\u00a0? Sans doute rien, ou plut\u00f4t une chose abjecte sans aucun sens et qui te fait perdre ton temps, un peu comme ce porte cl\u00e9 \u00e9lectroluminescent que t\u2019avais fabriqu\u00e9 en techno en 6eme4. Parce que tu crois vraiment que ta m\u00e8re l\u2019a gard\u00e9\u00a0? Bah voil\u00e0. Bref \u00e0 d\u00e9faut de mettre du gout dans vos assiettes, on vous en met dans vos verre. Sans oublier les 14\u00a0000 % d\u2019AJR de glucose qui vont avec. D&#8217;ailleurs\u00a0ils ne comptent plus en apports journaliers recommand\u00e9s mais en Iron Man journaliers recommand\u00e9s. Pour \u00e9liminer le verre.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"275\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/unfrenchie.fr\/?attachment_id=275\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unfrenchie.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Snapchat-919651706-2.jpg?fit=1440%2C1747\" data-orig-size=\"1440,1747\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1480599796&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Snapchat-919651706 (2)\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unfrenchie.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Snapchat-919651706-2.jpg?fit=247%2C300\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unfrenchie.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Snapchat-919651706-2.jpg?fit=768%2C932\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-275\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unfrenchie.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Snapchat-919651706-2.jpg?resize=360%2C437\" alt=\"\" width=\"360\" height=\"437\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unfrenchie.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Snapchat-919651706-2.jpg?w=1440 1440w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unfrenchie.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Snapchat-919651706-2.jpg?resize=247%2C300 247w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unfrenchie.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Snapchat-919651706-2.jpg?resize=768%2C932 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unfrenchie.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Snapchat-919651706-2.jpg?resize=844%2C1024 844w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 360px) 100vw, 360px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\n<h3>Les tacos<\/h3>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Il n\u2019en ont pas. Rien. Que tchie. Nada. Niette (non pas le philosophe). Pour \u00eatre riche, plut\u00f4t que de vous inscrire \u00e0 Danse avec les tares et de vous rayer d\u00e9finitivement de toutes listes d\u2019embauche, allez ouvrir un tacos des familles aux USA.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"251\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/unfrenchie.fr\/?attachment_id=251\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unfrenchie.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/roi-lion.png?fit=793%2C462\" data-orig-size=\"793,462\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"roi-lion\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unfrenchie.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/roi-lion.png?fit=300%2C175\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unfrenchie.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/roi-lion.png?fit=768%2C447\" class=\"size-full wp-image-251 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unfrenchie.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/roi-lion.png?resize=768%2C447\" alt=\"\" width=\"768\" height=\"447\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unfrenchie.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/roi-lion.png?w=793 793w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unfrenchie.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/roi-lion.png?resize=300%2C175 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unfrenchie.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/roi-lion.png?resize=768%2C447 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<li>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: left;\">La deep dish<\/h3>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Parce qu\u2019aborder les mets &amp; cocktails am\u00e9ricain \u00e0 Chicago sans parler deep dish c\u2019est un peu comme une \u00e9lection fran\u00e7aise sans casseroles, finalement tout n\u2019est que cuisine. Pour replacer le contexte de la deep dish on se situe entre un repas de no\u00ebl chez tes grands parents ou le nombre de cours de techno que t&#8217;as s\u00e9ch\u00e9s (niveau quantit\u00e9) et un \u00e9pisode de Derrick crypt\u00e9 sur Canal + (niveau qualit\u00e9). Rapide reconstitution historique de son invention\u00a0:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Un fran\u00e7ais et un am\u00e9ricain \u00e9changent dans un bar :<\/p>\n<ul style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\"><em>Le fran\u00e7ais<\/em>: \u00ab\u00a0Il n\u2019y a rien de plus lourd que nos pizzas \u00bb<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: left;\"><em>L\u2019am\u00e9ricain<\/em>: \u00ab\u00a0Tiens-moi ma bi\u00e8re stp\u00bb<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Suite \u00e0 quoi il \u00e9mana la cr\u00e9ation de la deep dish (traduisez cuvette profonde), 1<sup>\u00e8re<\/sup> pizza en 3d au monde et rare moment o\u00f9 l\u2019on peut contempler le PIB en calorie de la Su\u00e8de\u00a0dans un seul plat.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"253\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/unfrenchie.fr\/?attachment_id=253\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unfrenchie.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/deepdish.png?fit=1600%2C769\" data-orig-size=\"1600,769\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"deepdish\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unfrenchie.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/deepdish.png?fit=300%2C144\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unfrenchie.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/deepdish.png?fit=768%2C369\" class=\"size-full wp-image-253 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unfrenchie.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/deepdish.png?resize=768%2C369\" alt=\"\" width=\"768\" height=\"369\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unfrenchie.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/deepdish.png?w=1600 1600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unfrenchie.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/deepdish.png?resize=300%2C144 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unfrenchie.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/deepdish.png?resize=768%2C369 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unfrenchie.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/deepdish.png?resize=1024%2C492 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unfrenchie.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/deepdish.png?w=1536 1536w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<li>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: left;\">La nourriture \u00e9trang\u00e8re<\/h3>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Apr\u00e8s ce tableau pas toujours app\u00e9tissant on pourrait avoir l\u2019envie de se tourner vers des saveurs plus exotiques. Grave erreur. Terrible fourvoiement. Une fois ton palais habitu\u00e9 aux Etats-Unis, le premier plat indien que tu croiseras du regard te fera saigner du nez. Puis tu perdras tes bras dans la semaine qui suit. Ce qui est dommage pour le dessert, puisque pas de bras, pas de chocolat. Attention donc \u00e0 la transition \u00e9pici\u00e8re, 1<sup>\u00e8re<\/sup> cause de mortalit\u00e9 des papilles et de parapl\u00e9gie.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"254\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/unfrenchie.fr\/?attachment_id=254\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unfrenchie.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/dino.png?fit=760%2C510\" data-orig-size=\"760,510\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"dino\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unfrenchie.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/dino.png?fit=300%2C201\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unfrenchie.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/dino.png?fit=760%2C510\" class=\"size-full wp-image-254 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unfrenchie.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/dino.png?resize=507%2C340\" alt=\"\" width=\"507\" height=\"340\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unfrenchie.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/dino.png?w=760 760w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unfrenchie.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/dino.png?resize=300%2C201 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 507px) 100vw, 507px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<li>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: left;\">Les emballages<\/h3>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Reste l\u2019option des emballages. Parce qu\u2019au final elles sont faites sans gluten, en papier recyclable (ou plastique, dans ce cas il suffira de faire croire \u00e0 une bonne po\u00eal\u00e9 de l\u00e9gume), sans ar\u00f4mes artificiels, on y trouve m\u00eame parfois des jeux, bref c\u2019est souvent moins toxiques que ce qu\u2019elles contiennent.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"276\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/unfrenchie.fr\/?attachment_id=276\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unfrenchie.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Snapchat-1957883012.jpg?fit=1440%2C2560\" data-orig-size=\"1440,2560\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" 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oublier.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Loukoum &amp; Pa\u00eblla,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Paul Tendniaiser (AKA Jules Les jours de RTT).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Parce que la pythie vient en mangeant (attention on commence fort), il est important de d\u00e9m\u00ealer le faux du vrai sur la cuisine am\u00e9ricaine (pas celle avec le bar qui d\u00e9bouche sur le salon hein, celle avec le glucose qui bouchent les art\u00e8res). Stop aux amalgames entre OGM et plat outre atlantique, tout n\u2019est pas que burgers et calories dans nos assiettes. Il y a aussi du gluten, des pizzas, du sucre et du gras. Quel esprit r\u00e9ducteur que de r\u00e9sumer \u00e7a en malbouffe, puisqu\u2019on en oublierai aussit\u00f4t l\u2019absence de saveurs ! Enqu\u00eate sur ces recettes qui tiennent nos papilles en otages et renvoies notre sens du go\u00fbt au Moyen-Age.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":251,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[13,8],"tags":[14],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/unfrenchie.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/roi-lion.png?fit=793%2C462","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8sENR-42","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/unfrenchie.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/250"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/unfrenchie.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/unfrenchie.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/unfrenchie.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/unfrenchie.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=250"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"http:\/\/unfrenchie.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/250\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":353,"href":"http:\/\/unfrenchie.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/250\/revisions\/353"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/unfrenchie.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/251"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/unfrenchie.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=250"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/unfrenchie.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=250"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/unfrenchie.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=250"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}